Posted 1 week ago

I think I’m too dependent on my dark jeans. But my other favorite jeans are too blood-stained and coolant soaked to be acceptable anywhere but work.

Posted 1 week ago
People with weaknesses get killed by the people who lack them. Notice I’m not dead
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Posted 1 week ago
You know when people say fine, it generally means ‘leave me the hell alone because I don’t want to talk about what’s really bothering me.’
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Posted 1 week ago

Now, I’m not saying you’re stupid. It’s just you have really bad luck when it comes to thinking.

Posted 1 week ago
might have to try this

might have to try this

Posted 1 week ago
Where I come from, family’s defined as those who don’t screw you over a paycheck. Blood makes no difference. If you can trust them with your life and know that they’ll be there come whatever hell rains down, then they’re your family
Caillen Dagan, Born of Shadows
Posted 1 week ago
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heavy-metal-vegan:

Self Inflict

© 2012 Last Rites

What a lonely planet this can be, but, over 100 of you have listened to my new song up to now, and it hasn’t even been 24 hours since I posted it. 

Makes me feel like people care. Or are bored. Thank you all so much!

Posted 1 week ago

heavy-metal-vegan:

LET ME LOVE YOU. ;_;

(Source: lovelylops)

Posted 1 week ago

Gonna go to the library in a bit :)

Posted 1 week ago

Seems like all the Whirlaway girls are getting pregnant.

We have bets on who’s gonna be next.

Kay comes up to me and looks at me and goes: “you’re next”

We’ll see about that XD

Posted 1 week ago
  1. Me: Jimmy, will you buy me a puppy?
  2. Jimmy: Will I buy you a...hell no.
  3. Later:
  4. Me: Jimmy, since you won't get me a puppy, can I have a koala?
  5. Jimmy: I don't give a fuck what you get, I ain't buying it.
  6. Learning Kristen is pregnant:
  7. Me: Jimmy, if you won't give me a puppy or koala, can I have a baby?
  8. Jeff: *dies*
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
heavy-metal-vegan:

Three.

Four and a stuffed German Shepherd

heavy-metal-vegan:

Three.

Four and a stuffed German Shepherd

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Posted 1 week ago
heavy-metal-vegan:

Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Whatcha doin’. You busy? Meow. This looks interesting. Hi. Hi. Hello.

heavy-metal-vegan:

Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Whatcha doin’. You busy? Meow. This looks interesting. Hi. Hi. Hello.

Posted 1 week ago

All these people that have unrealistic expectations of the UK. Aw bless.

(Source: aplacewhere-youbelong)